Do I look bilingual?

At the beginning of this semester I decided to join Provo Youth Mentoring. This is basically where I go into an elementary school and help out one of the kids for an hour every week.  First day, my girl comes to the office and I make sure that she has homework from her teacher that she can do.   As I glimpse at it I notice that it is math, which good because I am good at math.  As I try to read the instructions I realize they are in Spanish...crap(I don’t actually speak Spanish at all)... Not a problem the little girl looks Mexican maybe she can read Spanish, she can't, which is awesome. I tell myself, not a big deal right; I am sure I can figure out these questions, just color in a certain amount of apples and we should be golden.  This strategy worked well except for the fact that the last question was a story problem... So I may have guessed as to what it was asking basically helping her make up an answer oops.  Needless to say the next day when the little girl came with her math homework there wasn't a single word, English or Spanish, on it. I don't think this reflects my reading or writing skills at all right?

Let's say...

One of the best things about being a child is that you can play make-believe and become anyone and do anything that you want. Apparently I have yet to let go of this part of my childhood.   This fact became very apparent to me this weekend as I exhibited ninja like actions.

Now according to http://www.wikihow.com/Be-aNinja I underwent several impertinent steps to become a ninja.

On Friday unbeknownst to me I successfully completed # 7 which is “learn to control people and manipulate events not by force but by words and actions.”  I did this by getting invited to a very exclusive birthday party of which I didn’t know the birthday girl that well.  Party breached successfully.

Saturday my combat skill were increase thereby completing #3 on the list “learn how to move stealthily.”  I do believe that playing four games of laser tag and dancing in a crowded room both fulfill the practicing of moving stealthily. If you don’t believe me, you probably have never played laser tag against me.

On Sunday I went probably one of the most vital aspects of a ninja, which is none other than step #1 “Decide upon a series of ideas morals and philosophies that you can truly live by.” I accomplished this by attending church which gives the best ideas morals and philosophies any ninja can use.

Monday was the last day of the weekend therefore the end of make believe. What better way to end then by having pirates vs. ninja party with my friends.  This was the perfect opportunity to utilize many aspects of the ninja, one of which was creating “ninja stars” to attack the pirates with.

Conclusion: Life is definitely enhanced when you are a ninja.

Storm drain monster

My treasured Giga Pet
 (replica)

This is a story about a younger me, an elementary aged me. Let's just say that this was back in the nano babies, giga pet, tamagotchi era.  In fact I was one of those kids that indeed had a nano baby and a giga pet.  I would say that these were probably my favorite toys, I would often walk home from school playing with my nano baby or giga pet.  

On one such occasion I was walking home when disaster struck.  My wonderful kitty giga pet had slipped from my careful hands and fell into the storm drain.  Just like that my small simple life had shattered (I really did love this giga pet).  My little arms just out of reach of my beloved giga pet below. Was I scarred for life? Yes, yes I was.   Now if you don't really believe I was scarred for life, watch closely whenever I walk past a storm drain with my cell phone in my hand. You will see a certain uneasiness come over me and I will clutch onto my phone more than usual.  Afraid of the storm drain monster claiming another one of my treasures.

It Starts...

A few days ago a got a text from my friend which included his top 10 talents (Don't worry this isn't an ordinary happening in my life)  Me, being the competitive person I am, naturally had to respond with my top 11 talents. With that in mind I figure that the best first post by me would be obviously my top 11 talents as explained to my friend Travis in the hopes of outdoing him.  

1. I can draw trees superbly

2. I can eat a whole Cafe Rio Salad and still be starving

3. I am pro to facebook stalking (I attribute the culmination of this talent to some roommates I have had.)

4. I can touch my nose with my tongue easy

5. I can melt boys hearts with a single look

6. I can write upside down

7. I can multiply anything by 1 or 0 in my head

8. I can play the piano upside down

9. I am very accepting of others

10. I can cut onions without crying

11. I can see shapes and figures in clouds

Impressed? You should be.