One of the best things about being a child is that you can play make-believe and become anyone and do anything that you want. Apparently I have yet to let go of this part of my childhood. This fact became very apparent to me this weekend as I exhibited ninja like actions.
Now according to http://www.wikihow.com/Be-aNinja I underwent several impertinent steps to become a ninja.
On Friday unbeknownst to me I successfully completed # 7 which is “learn to control people and manipulate events not by force but by words and actions.” I did this by getting invited to a very exclusive birthday party of which I didn’t know the birthday girl that well. Party breached successfully.
Saturday my combat skill were increase thereby completing #3 on the list “learn how to move stealthily.” I do believe that playing four games of laser tag and dancing in a crowded room both fulfill the practicing of moving stealthily. If you don’t believe me, you probably have never played laser tag against me.
On Sunday I went probably one of the most vital aspects of a ninja, which is none other than step #1 “Decide upon a series of ideas morals and philosophies that you can truly live by.” I accomplished this by attending church which gives the best ideas morals and philosophies any ninja can use.
Monday was the last day of the weekend therefore the end of make believe. What better way to end then by having pirates vs. ninja party with my friends. This was the perfect opportunity to utilize many aspects of the ninja, one of which was creating “ninja stars” to attack the pirates with.Conclusion: Life is definitely enhanced when you are a ninja.
hahaha I love that going to church helped you get closer to becoming a ninja. AWESOME!
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